A lot of folks are artsy,

reading books about France.

And a lot of folks are fartsy,

making noises in their pants.


The artsy ones are fancy;

they draw pictures and write poems.

They’ll talk about their feelings

and make candles in their homes.


The fartsy ones are stinky;

they’ll fart all through the day.

They don’t give a fart about artsy “stuff”

because farting is their way.


Then there’s a group in the middle

Artsy-Fartsy is their handle.

Like fartsy, they fart all through the day

Then get rid of the stink with their candle.


They live life in moderation,

Not leaning one way or the other.

Believing artsy and fartsy combined

is what truly gives life color.


2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Mom on July 10, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Okay Riley I am lol! Mom


  2. ha! I loved that! very good!


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